Tuesday, July 27, 2021

Why is The Born Loser comic strip still running in Newspapers in 2021?


The Comic Strip I

 find Problematic

Hello to all of the comic strip fans. As you know there's a comic strip that is still continuing to this day in 2021. In one of the newspapers from the Daily Herald from Provo Utah and in the USA is a comic strip called "The Born Loser" as seen in the Go Comics website link Today on The Born Loser - Comics by Art and Chip Sansom - GoComics

The Born Loser comic strip has started in 1965 by the comic strip artist Art Sansom. This comic strip was originally created by Art Samson in 1965 he made comic strips and won the 1987 National Cartoonists Society Humor Comic Strip Award and the 1990 Newspaper Comic Strip Award which I'm very surprised since it's one of the worst comic strip of all time by many comic strip readers including myself. Art Samson continued this comic strip work until his death in 1991. Then his surviving son Chip Sansom took over and is still drawing the repeated comic strips to this day. 

He created this comic strip to focus on the main man named Brutus Thornapple who has bad luck in his everyday life, he is lousy at golf and his coworker is a jerk to him, he gets bad customer service in the restaurant. He whines and complains about life all the time and tries to get out of work.

Chip Samson the current author. He is keeping the comic strip going for his fathers sake. If feels this comic is insensitive to overweight people and making jokes about fat shaming and fun of people which I think is not nice.

Brutus has a lousy office work job with a greedy selfish man named Rancid W. "Rank" Veeblefester who yells at him and puts him down and is never grateful. He is like Ebenezer Scrooge from a Christmas Carol. He always gets away with bullying his workers especially Brutus and always talks about himself and only cares about hoarding bags of money.

When Brutus is home it isn't much better for him, as his wife Gladys Thornapple always bosses him around and complains about life and always argues with him. Yet they somehow quickly make it up.

Glady's mother in law Ramona Gargle is mean and she is super bossy to Brutus, she fat shames Brutus and is critical about every little thing and her hair is a mess and she looks like a witch.

Brutus son Wilberforce Thornapple is a good boy, but he also has bad luck like his dad. He doesn't like homework and wish it would disappear forever and complains about life from time to time. He is friends with Hurricane Hattie O'Hara who they fight with sometimes. And Hurricane Hattie always picks on Brutus and she dresses up like she's from Anne of Green Gables. Uncle Ted is easygoing and can deal with life problems.

That's the premise of the comic strip. Now I don't know how many people are actually reading the comic strip in newspapers or online but it has about 72,615 followers. I wonder why are people reading it? I don't see any news articles about people following The Born Loser. The Born Loser was created during the baby boomer, hippies era.

There are now many of the rising generation don't know what The Born Loser comic strip is and they are more into popular culture involving superheroes like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Batman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Power Rangers, Pokemon, Captain America, Iron Man, Black Widow, Thor, Spiderman and many more superheroes. 

Nobody in the rising generation really knows or really cares about what the 1950s or 1960s comics are. The Family Circus is out of touch with reality and the audience since it focus on the white family and doesn't focus on different families, Dennis the Menace isn't relatable with the times anymore as the  boy problems of the 2020s are different than in the 1950s and it doesn't touch on the darker subjects of childhood like Calvin and Hobbes did which is a better comic strip.

It's true that The Born Loser comic strip is still somewhat relevant but it's becoming more out of touch with reality. It doesn't focus on cultural diversity, it only focus on white people, it doesn't show the actual problems of society, and cringing jokes people don't like.

I'm surprised Chip Samson is still making The Born Loser comic strip panels. He is over 70 years old and he's making comic strips, he needs to retire from his comic strip job. Nobody reads newspapers anymore except for the older generation. There are still some people who read comics  online but I feel that with the 72,615 followers they think it's funny to make fun of people.

Because the younger audience wants positive uplifting progressive stories and that are upbeat, happy and relatable. Current People don't like The Born Loser because they are constantly whining and complaining about life and never solving their problems. Also the title The Born Loser makes it sound like they won't fix their problems.

To the current author, I would suggest that you empower your characters to change and fix their problems so that we can inspire readers that they can change their own lives too.

In conclusion, I hope this comic The Born Loser needs to retire or change from the newspapers and on the Go Comics Website. Since it's just as bad as the News events this comic isn't making people happy.  I hope the publisher Newspaper Enterprise Association, convince him to update his current comic to make modern changes including a change in the title.

Thursday, January 1, 2015

Dude it's now 2015, Where's my hoverboard?

Dude Where's the Hover age?



As you know I've posted my picture last year of my Wheres my hoverboard 2014 last year. As you know this may be the last time I'll rant and complain about no hover age arriving.

We are now in the year 2015 and so far no hoverboards, hovercars, 3D hologram TVs. What happened to the BTTF 2 NES future we were promised?

I remember a long time ago in the year 1999 back in High School I was promised that in the year 2000 we would have flying hovercars, robots, and even hologram projectors that The Jetsons Promised me and also The Absent Minded Professor, Son of Flubber and Flubber remake promised me. When the year 2000 arrived, I was very disappointed that we still have wheel cars, wheel bikes, skateboards, rollerblades and flat screen TVs and computers and cell phones.

I'm sorry the future is a disappointment. I was hoping that the 20th century would be a thing of the past and that the Hover Age of Pinocchio 3000 would arrive.

List of Failed Future inventions.

1. Flying hovercars- Now I know that there's people worried about flying cars filling the skies which won't happen anytime soon. I have played BeamBreakers a futuristic PC game by JoWoods Studios where you drive a flying hovercar dodging hovercar traffic jams and hover cops. I know that if we were to have flying cars like that of BeamBreakers PC game. There would be potential for terrorist to hack into the hovercar system and cause the hovercars to crash into buildings or flying people or hovercars and cause them to crash.

Of course low hovercars would be better but sadly there's none available in the market. People in hovercars can hover over almost all terrain and trespass into the farmers property. Someday we'll get hovercars like in F-zero or Wipeout Fusion.

2. Hoverboards- I feel like that the hoverboards didn't get invented. Although there are maglev hoverboards but they will never be like the hoverboards of Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph, or ReBoot, or Eyetoy Antigrav. I wanted skateboards, rollerblades, and wheel bikes to get replaced by hoverboards, hoverbikes, hovershoes.

I think that it would be cool if hoverboards were invented but of course there would have to be safety rules about hoverboarding into private property and people would have to wear helmets to prevent getting hurt from hover falls.

3. 3D hologram Projectors- I thought that by now we would have 3D hologram TVs and computers into our houses by now. Sadly we still need bulky frames for our flat screen TVs and also the video projectors need walls or ceilings to show our picture on. Also I'm still waiting for hologram billboard ads to be everywhere although some people would get annoyed with holo ads. Please don't keep us waiting for hologram TVs or hologram cellphones or hologram Internet.

4. Advanced human robots- Even though robots were protrayed in movies and TV shows, it would be cool because they can do work for us. But I wouldn't want the terrorists to hack into robots and have them take over the world.

With my closing thoughts, I want the scientist to get on with working on the hover technology and hologram projector technology. Let's get it build before this world ends.
Let's keep moving forward.

Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Dude it's 2014 where's my hoverboard?


Hello hoverboard fans. As you know 2013 has come and gone and not one Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph hoverboard has arrived yet. We're in 2014 now and I don't know if anybody is waiting for the hoverboard depicted in the PG-13 swearing movie of BTTF 2. I thought that by now we would be driving compact wingless flying hovercars. I also thought we would be riding lightweight easy to carry hoverboards by now. I also thought we would watch 3D Hologram movies and TV shows and play 3D hologram video games and surf the 3D hologram Internet by now.

But here in this harsh reality of Earth we end up with crummy air cushion hoverboards and hovercrafts that have bad stabilization and poor steering, It also hurt our ears by the loud noise, it literally stinks bad, it breaks too easily, it's too freaking heavy to carry the bulky hoverboard around and not to mention it costs about between $1,000 to $10,000 or more to make a prototype.

I don't know why the scientist in Utah especially the Utah colleges of BYU, UVU, USU haven't spent their funding on hoverboard research. All people care about is this boring health care stuff and they spend millions of dollars on it or they spend their money on same old boring christian church and LDS church work and boring government work. So why won't they get involved in hoverboard and hovercar research? They need to start listening to my ideas and take them seriously.

Also what about the perfect 3D hologram projector that makes 3D glasses obsolete. This future stinks. The only inventions we have are just same old junk that don't do much to improve our lives in fact they hardly do anything for the hover age. All we have are flat screen tablets and small screen eye squinting phones and pocket tablets.

I don't know about you Internet readers but I'm beginning to get fed up with no hover age lifestyle coming. I only hope someone can beat me to the punch on building that Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph hoverboard or the 3D hologram projector because that's what I want to own and enjoy while I'm still alive.

I'll see what 2014 brings but it definitely won't be like the movies of "Pinocchio 3000", "Treasure Planet", "Meet the Robinsons", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward" or the swearing, adult themed PG-13 movie of BTTF 2.

Saturday, September 28, 2013

My website hoverage.com is broken.

Hello all you people that visit my website hoverage.com

If you're attempting to visit my website hoverage.com and come to a sever error message. My website is glitched up I am sorry for the inconvenience this has caused you I know my website hoverage.com is broken and I'm now doing everything I can to fix it. I have been busy with my life and now I'm going to fix my hoverage.com website as soon as possible. If worst does come I will probably delete my website and start all over from scratch building back my website. I will get it fixed so you can visit it and learn about hoverboard and hovercar theories.

Also at hovertech.com my penpal Bill B. is trying to revamp his hovertech.com website and it is delayed. I don't know when he'll be finished.

I'm sorry my website isn't working and I promise I will get it fixed as soon as possible and I will make the hoverage.com website better.

From Ben R. trying to repair the hoverage.com website.

Monday, December 31, 2012

2 more years until hoverboards arrives

Image taken from Popular Mechanics magazines

Hello there, as you know 2012 has passed us by and we're into 2013 and not one single flying hovercar in the sky. Curse it!
Is this the future we were predicting full of flat screen TVs and monitors? Were we also expecting flat screen ipads, ipods and other flat screen tablets? Did we predict we would be driving in wheel cars, and flying in winged airplanes? Also are we going to continue to wear awkward 3D glasses that don't catch on? Sort of but sadly it's not advanced enough. The future we were expecting was 3D hologram projectors like this picture.
MS Paint image made by Ben R.
This is a 3D hologram projector I was promised we would one day own in our houses. We would be able to enlarge or shrink the 2D flat screen or 3D hologram image. We would have the ability to rotate it around however we want. But did we get one? No in fact people weren't doing enough research on it and if they were they are spending too much money to make it even practical. I hope this year in 2013 we can get our 3D hologram projectors in our homes to watch 3D movies, TV shows and play 3D video games and no more 3D glasses or one angle viewing. And I hope that we'll also get holo-tablets like in "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Fast Forward." Now here's the next thing I was waiting for and that's Treasure Planets hoverboard like this picture.

MS Paint image made by Ben R.
This is a hoverboard, that's right a hoverboard straight from "Treasure Planet" or "Wreck it Ralph"
We were promised hoverboards that would low hover with control and glide on air and be lightweight and easy to carry. Also we were promised hovercars like that in "Pinocchio 3000" or "Meet the Robinsons" that would also low hover and also be able to fly like a helicopter but even better and faster and safer. But instead we are stuck with that crummy air cushion hovercraft and air cushion hoverboard  which is loud and noisy you just have to wear earplugs and it smells of that awful gasoline which you pay lots of money for. Not only that the hoverboards wobble and struggle to hover only to go out of control. Also the ducted fan hoverboards and flying cars just aren't safe or user friendly and they have a tendency to wobble and flip over and fly too much like a bladed helicopter. The Moller Skycar is one good example of a struggling expensive project that hasn't taken off yet. Also the "Inspector Gadget" flying car-plane combo of Terrafugia is trying to sell for a ridiculous amount of $280,000 which most of American citizens cannot afford to buy or risk buying. But right now I don't see any of these flying cars catching on. Even if they do barely sell 1 or 2 of them. We aren't going to see any "Flubber" flying cars in our sky anytime soon.

Today we live in a world where people drive wheel cars with tires rolling on the asphalt road and roads costing money to be maintained every year by construction workers and we drive to the airport just to fly winged airplanes. Also the people in the government waste time on stupid pointless complicated politics which doesn't interest me. Also the people in the Government waste their money away over projects that don't work in the long run.

Everybody listen up, 2013 is here and now is the time to stop wasting our money on 20th century overtime junk and start spending it on hoverboard research, flying hovercar research, and 3D hologram research. If these future gadgets do work, we'll finally be out of the 20th century overtime and into the real "Pinocchio 3000" future world. Don't give up we will have hoverboards, flying cars and 3D holograms into our real world, otherwise we just wasted our time for nothing and denied our kids and grandkids hoverboards, hovercars and 3D holograms.

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Where's my 3D hologram projector?

Hi there today I want to talk about the electronic gadget called the 3D hologram projector. We are now in the year 2012 and 3D holograms are nowhere to be found. Let me tell you what a hologram projector is. That's right the electronic sculpture where images float in midair without the restriction of the frame.

Now why don't we have 3D holograms?
I'll tell you why, because Hollywood people are trying to force those awful 3D glasses on us and make us accept them. But you know what it's not going to work. Because 3D glasses make your eyes dizzy, give you headaches, and strain our eyeballs even worse and even give us seizures. 3D viewing glasses wrecks the flat screen picture and makes the moving picture come out watery or double image effect.
Also to people that wear glasses like I do. The 3D glasses don't fit over our normal eyeglasses. And 3D glasses can get lost, stolen, scratched up, dirty and even broken. Not only that there are never enough 3D glasses to go around for people to wear. Also movie tickets get 4 times pricy than a normal ticket for perfect 2D flat screen movies. Also the 3D TVs are freaking expensive and not worth the buy except for HD enhancements for the flat screen.

Why are Hollywood people hanging on to those dorky 3D glasses?
Because people in Hollywood think that people will accept 3D glasses but so far the tread hasn't caught and thank dreams for that.
I don't like movie directors wasting their time with converting 2D movies into the ugly 3D effects. Also don't like it that the Disney company decides to turn their wonderful G rated movies like "Beauty and the Beast" "The Lion King" "Finding Nemo" into those ugly 3D glasses movies. Anyways I hope 3D glasses become a thing of the past. Another thing I don't like is one angle viewing 3D just like on the Nintendo 3DS. It's a little better not needing those dorky 3D glasses. But it is still limited to viewing 3D from one angle just like 3D glasses are.

Will the science fiction dream of a 3D hologram projector come true?
Now the real 3D movies, TV shows, video games, pictures I want to have are like the sculptures in museums being able to view the picture from almost all angles. The idea of a 3D hologram projector has been in movies and TV shows like "Reboot" "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward" "Treasure Planet" "Pinocchio 3000" "Meet the Robinsons". Those are movies and TV shows that show the true 3D hologram projector from the limitations of watching it from a flat screen video projector or flat TV screen. What's amazing about those 3D hologram projectors featured in movies are being able to watch 2D and 3D videos in midair from all 6 angles and people in those movies and TV shows never wear 3D glasses. That's what I want one day.

Now, do 3D hologram projectors exist?

Partly yes because scientist have built them. But unfortunately they are too big and bulky and their images are only in a red color or green color. Also they are freaking expensive costing up to millions and billions of dollars. But as for the small table sized holograms nobody has built one to work like in the movies yet. Right not we have video projectors but the downside is it can only show flat screen images, you need a dark room, and you need a wall it shine it on.

Will 3D hologram projectors ever be in our houses?
The answer is in the future. But as of right now, no. The only way 3D hologram projectors will be commonplace in stores, schools and in our houses is
1. They need to be small as a board game and be easy to carry around.
2. The price needs to be reduced to about $200 to $1000 for the customer to buy.
3. The 3D hologram images needs to movie and be shown clearly like 2D flat screens are.
4. Scientist need to perfect the 3D hologram projector.
5. People need to abandon the 3D glasses.
So in conclusion 3D holograms are not ready yet. Meantime we'll have to be stuck with watching flat screen TVs with frame restrictions. Don't give up hope it will come sooner than hoverboards and flying cars will.

Sunday, May 13, 2012

The myths of a Delorean wheel car

I would not want to own a Delorean because
1. It has no CD player and no cassette player or computer features.
2. It's too freaking expensive just look at Terrafugias flying car $279,000 a ripoff.
3. It doesn't go as fast as other wheel cars.
4. It's old and outdated and parts for it are now hard to find and I find gull wing doors very tacky and would fall apart too easily.

Now to dispel the myths of the Delorean.

1. No you cannot time travel in and speeding up to 88 MPH will do nothing except go 1 second into the future as usual and put your life and wheel car at risk of crashing and getting in trouble with the police.
2. No it cannot low hover and fly. Even if it did it would be half a million dollars to own and would be dangerous to fly even crashing in midair and falling to the ground.
3. There's no way to time travel to the past and mess up history because all of us are bound by Gods law of traveling 1 second into the future. So you cannot rewind or fast forward to the future or skip there instantly. And if you did you would be flung into outer space or would be ripped apart and be dead.

In conclusion I would like to say that I'm grateful me and my family never owned one. Besides there are much better wheel cars that are much more reliable and much cheaper and better computer features like flat screen GPS and a CD player.
As for time traveling I'm thankful that no one has time traveled like in the Family friendly movie Meet the Robinsons or like the Super Nintendo video game Chrono Trigger.
But I'm sad I'm not able to go in a flying car joyride curse it. Unless you count the winged airplane or bladed helicopter ride as flying.
So buyer beware, of owning a Delorean you will end up wasting your money and be very disappointed. Buy the wheel cars of the 2010s because they are better. But make sure you need one and make sure it works well for you.

Saturday, February 4, 2012

Will we ever get a Flubber Flying car?

Examining the Flying car of Flubber

As you know I liked the 2 Disney movies of The Absent Minded Professor and Son of Flubber starring Fred McMurray. It was great Disney movies back in the early 1960s when Walt Disney and Fred McMurray was alive. But sadly they're now both dead. Anyways this movie was my first inspiration for my Flying car dream since I've seen it on The Family Disney channel back then but now Disney Channel no longer shows it anymore in favor of Teen idol shows. Then the VHS tape came out and I bought the first one. Later the Disney remake of Flubber came Then Absent Minded Professor and Son of Flubber later came out on DVD and I bought both of them. Now lets look at the Flying car and the 3 other Flubber Gadgets that didn't arrive.

Super Jumping Flubber shoes

Ned is a Professor who was supposed to get married to Besty but he never shows up and gets Besty very annoyed with him. And this was because he was too busy with with an experiment with Flubber first failing and then succeeding to the point that his garage blows up but luckily he survives and notices his floating container. He makes a ball and bounces it and it overcomes gravity instead of being pulled by Earths gravity.

Later on he irons Flubber on the heels of shoes for the Medfield basketball team that was losing the game. The super jumping shoes allowed the Medfield basketball players cheat and they won by one point.

Ned also used his super jumping shoes at the dance to win Besty back.

Later Ned demonstrates Alozo Hawk the mean business man how super jumping shoes could save peoples lives but when Mr. Hawk tested out the shoes for himself he couldn't get down and his son Biff had to call the Firefighters to bring him down but they failed. The fisherman tried to bring him down but failed and finally Biff had his football players tackle him down and they succeed.

Later at the warehouse Ned super jumped in an open window to get his stolen flying car back but he had to dodge Mr Hawks men by jumping over them to the point they forced the door open. The super Jumping shoes in Son of Flubber were shown on a film projector at Neds house showing the promise Flubber shoes had.

Now fast forward to the 2010s. Although we do have shoes with bouncing springs in the heels. None have ever super jumped 5 to 10 feet high like Flubber has shown or like in the Super Mario Bros video games.

Weather changing Flubber ray gun
In Son of Flubber Ned uses his Flubber ray gun to cause clouds to rain but in the process he vandalized alot of windows causing car accidents and broken peoples glasses, broke the glass jewelry and broke milk bottles which got Mr Hawk and police after him.

So Far in the 2010s real world no one has ever caused steam or clouds to rain or snow. But we do have cloud seeding that plane pilots fly to cause rain to fall or reduce the hail storm. But none of them work like the Flubber ray gun which we still don't have.

Flubber Gas balloon suit
Also Ned made Flubbergas which Biff and his football buddy was experimenting with so they can win the football game. They were late to the game which their team was losing against. And they made many touchdowns with one flubber suit football player. But near the end the player in the Flubber suit got pumped up like a balloon and floated around until it tore. So the Medfield team used flubbergas in the Football and made a field goal and won the game.
In the real world of 2010s we do not have a way of floating people in suits but there are gliding suits that plane jumpers use but they don't quite slow down the fall. Sorry to say we don't have floating suits like Son of Flubber or in video games Super Mario World, and Super mario 64 ds.

Flying car with Flubber inside.

In The Absent minded Professor Ned Brainard succeeds in making Flubber work and he levitated his metal can even with heavy objects on it. He also got his Model T to fly like a helicopter but with perfect stability. He used his flying car for a test run.

Later Ned drove his flying car to get over to the basketball game. After a win from the game Ned decided to crash land his flying car on Bestys new boyfriend to which caused him to drive reckless and crashed into a police car.

Soon Alozo Hawk tried to buy his flying car but was turned down so he stole the flying car and put it in storage. And Ned tried to demonstrate his flying car but it turned out to be a joke and the Air force people were upset and they left him. So Ned decided to get his flying car back which he did but Mr. Hawk tried to shoot at his car but Ned crash landed his flying car on Mr. Hawks car which caused him to crash into the police car and Ned and Besty got away.

He flew all the way to Washington D.C. but some military jet pilots found them and almost crashed into them but Ned flew into the clouds. And the Military was threating to shoot them down with missiles but decided not to. In the end Ned won Bestys heart back and they both got married and drove off in a flying car.

In the Sequel Son of Flubber Ned and Bill Hawk uses his flying car to get home. And used it to attack Bestys former Boyfriend with a rainstorm in his car which his crashed into the police cars. Also Ned and Biff escaped the police by flying away from them.

Now in the 2010s we do have flying cars but none of them work perfectly or smoothly like Neds flying Model T and even the bladed helicopter has stability issues. There has been a flying car test run at the Moller skycar company but it didn't have enough stability to fly untethered. There is a car plane combo called Terrafugia but you need an airport and you have to fly it like a plane. But the steep price of $250,000 will not get people interested in buying one. Maybe we'll get to ride a flying car joyride. But it's safe to say flying cars will not fill the skies due to sky dangers of crashing and falling. But we'll likely have a few flying cars or 1 but not as good as the Flubber flying car.

In conclusion I would recommend you buy these 2 movies they are family friendly. And they show the Flubber Gadgets that didn't arrive mainly the flying car. But don't give up hope there will be a flying car of Flubber but mostly we'll have low hovercars.

Monday, January 16, 2012

It's 2012 and no Terrafugias car plane combo yet


Hello flat screen readers today I want to let you know 2012 is here but we still drive wheel cars as usual we don't have terrafugias flying car plane combo yet curse it. And we still fly in winged airplanes at the airport or bladed helicopters. You know if Carl Dietrich and his team does not change their plans in their business model then they're likely to risk bankruptcy just like Paul Moller and the rest of the flying car inventors have. Don't get me wrong I think it would be cool to ride in a flying car as long as it's safe. But for now I will never buy a flying car period because it costs $200,000 to own and not only that you need aviation insurance. Also you need a pilots license which costs up to $10,000 which would make me go broke. But I'd rather ride in a low hovercar that won't fall out of a sky like flying cars would.

Carl Dietrich if you're reading my blog listen to my advice! Offer people air taxi joyrides you'll do alot better in your money making business giving people flying car rides instead of selling it to people don't allow yourself to go bankrupt!

Saturday, November 5, 2011

Terrafugias ok flying car design ever

Hello there flat screen readers, Today I want to tell you why terrafugias car plane combo will not catch on.
First of all the fold up 2 wings can have mechanical joint problems which would have to be oiled from time to time and they can get ripped, not only that it might not fit well in your garage.
Second you have to go drive all the way to a winged airport and wait your turn on the road runway for a diagonal takeoff.
Third you can't airbrake or backup and can stall like any other winged plane and you have to fly to an airport runway just for a diagonal landing.
Forth the gusty winds can blow your fold up wings car and tip it over.
If you ask me Terrafugias car plane combo is not worth buying because it can crash and you'll be disappointed in the limitations it has needing an airport to fly. I feel sorry that Carl Dietrich is struggling to sell it. I don't think he'll do well unless he just offers air taxi joyrides.

Carl Dietrich Please offer joyrides because you'll do better than trying to sell carplanes because they're too expensive to afford and hard to take care of and a big hassle to get a pilots license. Please listen to me so you don't end up in debt or bankrupt.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

Future inventions I do and don't want

Hello flat screen readers, Actually there are inventions I do not want to exist here's my list.
Worst science fiction gadgets
1. Hot Plasma Lightsaber.
The lightsaber is a failure has been and will be until the end of the world, besides you would burn your hand, body and face up and worse yet it can melt the handle, besides it would bring down buildings and burn people to death, no way do I want it bullet guns and fire bombs are horrible enough in crime and war.
2. Time traveling to mess up history
Also as for the time machine car you wouldn't be able to go into the past or future at will and speeding up to 88 MPH will not take you forward or back in time. You will only go 1 second into the future because that's how God set up time. Even if it worked you would end up in outer space. Besides I wouldn't want to go in the past and especially not the 19th century because they had a hard life with no electricity, TVs, computers, no wheel cars, blaze they didn't have clean food and water and had to ride horses or walk. But I would like to be able to view the past (But I would not want to live in it or mess it up.)
3. Teleporting your physical body instantly
I do not think that you can tear apart your body and put it together in another place because first of all you would die in the process and having a clone body wouldn't do you any good because you would be dead. My advice is don't teleport your physical body in the first place. If you want to get to places just walk or drive a wheel car, or fly a winged airplane or a flying car.
4. Using dangerous Mr Fusion for fuel
I don't think it could be made it in the market place because the oil companies would suppress you and take your compact Fusion away. Besides you would get radiation and might get cancer in your body.
Now here's a list of things I do want exist here's my list.
Best science fiction gadgets
1. Hoverboards and hovercars for transportation
The hoverboard has been in Treasure Planet and it's the best Disney movie ever as well as Meet the Robinsons. It low hovers over almost all terrain. Also hovercars would be great considering you go off road.
2. Flying car for transportation
The flying car has been featured in Disney Flubber movies, Meet the Robinsons, Lilo and Stitch, Treasure Planet. And Pinocchio 3000. While it would be convenient to fly to places, you would have to be very careful you don't fall down and crash, and you wouldn't want terrorist to use them as missiles.
3. 3-D hologram Movies, video games, TV and Internet fun
The 3-D hologram would let you see real 3-D shows without 3-D glasses. Hopefully it finally comes.
4. Fast moving robots.
Robots would be useful in making movies and TV shows without real people actors because they would never get bored and it would make Puppets come to life without strings and move claymation and toy characters and you don't need to take frame pictures anymore. (But I don't want robots to have their good and bad thoughts)
Well that's some of the stuff I want and don't ever want thanks for reading my blog article.

Saturday, October 15, 2011

This is the 3-D hologram I prefer the most

Hello there flat screeners today I want to tell you what 3-D hologram projector. I want the 3-D hologram projector to be able to show 3-D images popping out of the screen in midair. Here's my
vision for a true 3-D hologram.

Remember no 3-D glasses period and no containing it inside the flat screen.

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

I'm done with flying ducted fans

Remote Controlled Hovering Cyber Surfer RC Hover Board by AOK

To the flat screen blogger readers.

About the ducted fan hoverboard I was planning on building, I've decided to cancel my ducted fan hoverboard project and I'll instead work on a zipline hoverboard, a maglev hoverboard, and the true self magnet hoverboard. Now let me tell you the reasons why I quit the ducted fan hoverboard even the air cushion hoverboard.

1. There are people already working on one or have built one. So that means I don't have to worry about building one myself.

2. It's not safe for most people to ride due to stability issues, mechanical issues, too loud, needs gasoline and could fly out of control and flip people over and can be too heavy to carry around.

3. It can never be street legal and you have insurance to worry about.

4. It won't be popular enough and will be too steep expensive to sell so you can't make much money off of it.

So with that in mind I will not pursue it any further but that doesn't I've given up on the hoverboard dream. I will still make a hoverboard but it will have to work like in Treasure Planet movie. Now here's why you should try making a self magnet hoverboard.

1. There isn't anyone that's working on it except the small hovertech company. So you'll need to study magnets and electricity and how they work.

2. It will be mostly quiet and have very good stability, less maintenance and will be battery powered and people can be in control most of the time and it's light enough to carry around.

3. It has a good chance of being street legal and you don't need insurance for it except when you get real hurt.

4. It can be very popular enough and you can sell it cheap enough to earn enough money to make a living. On top of that you can convert wheel cars into hovercars.

So if I had to choose between a ducted fan hoverboard or a magnet hoverboard I'd go with the magnet hoverboard because I believe magnet waves can be harnessed to float in midair and hover over non magnetic ground. But of course I would have to watch out for iron particles and objects and it may or may not hover over water and snow but we'll see. But hoverboards, hoverbikes, hovercars and hoverboats will come true.

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Why is Terrafugia not selling their car plane combo yet?

Airplane Pilot Buyers Beware
In my last article about Terrafugias car plane combo I talked about my criticism and doubts about their awkward Inspector Gadget car plane combo. Well today in this article I'm going to tell you why they're not selling their car plane combo and the delay. For years people have flown in winged airplanes and even owned them for a high price like flight insurance, buying it for over $100,000 and the long 40 hours of training you have to go through just to fly, on top of that you have the high risk of crashing to your death. Even though FAA approved their flying car, I do not think that they're going to attract buyers with their steep price of $200,000 especially average pilots because right now pilots would rather buy an airplane that's $50,000 and deal with airport hassles than waste $200,000 on a risky flying car. Me if I had $200,000 and had to choose to buy a house or a flying car, I'd choose to own a house because I feel much safer in my house than driving and flying a car because I do not want to die in a flying car. Terrafugias business plan is very poor, look at the history of people attempting to sell their so called flying car their business failed or they died in the crash and the weight issues of lighter planes and heavier cars.
Carl Dietrich I think you need to call off the selling of your car plane combo right now and just do air taxi rides, no one's going to want to waste $200,000 for a flying car that could crash to the ground or risk the wind blowing them over while driving. And buyers beware, this is not the right kind of flying car because you need airports and the flying car can get blown over by gusty winds and getting a pilots license will cost you over $7000 dollars. For now stick with the 20th century winged planes until someone perfects a VTOL flying car.

Monday, March 21, 2011

Hoverboard and hovercar hoax videos

If your reading this article then I'm going to tell you the truth about hoverboards and even hovercars being shown on flat screen youtube.com videos even from dailymotion.com and vimeo.com videos. Now first of all if you see the online video of a kid or a teenager or young adult on what looks like they are actually riding a self magnet hoverboard, the truth is they are not it's all a trick because what happens is they actually use a computer program to edit out the wheels under the skateboard or the wires holding the board up and make them invisible. That's the same way with hollywood movies because they use camera tricks as well like The Absent Minded Professor, Son of Flubber, Chitty chitty bang bang and Flubber, they have to use a big crane or roller coaster rails or even scenery image tricks to make it look like the car is really flying and then they too have to edit the wire props or rail guide on their big camera to make it look like they are actually flying perfectly in the sky otherwise we would not have those flying cars in movies and TV shows. But if you see youtube or vimeo videos of air cushion hoverboards or hovercrafts then those are real because the fans blow air and traps it inside the skirt and barely lifts the hoverboard or hovercraft less than an inch off the ground but sadly they are hard to control, they're loud and use gasoline and are not safe to drive in the streets and they cost over $10,000 to buy one. But if you see cartoons or computer animated movies or TV shows or video games with characters on hoverboards or in hovercars keep in mind they are drawn out on paper or it is using a computer drawing program to make the hoverboard and hovercar with characters move perfectly in or on it. Examples are The Jetsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Reboot, Samurai Jack, Pinocchio 3000, Treasure Planet, Meet the Robinsons. And the same goes for any cartoon hoverboard or hovercar videos on youtube.com In my next article I will talk about the delay with flying cars or as I like to call it compact aircraft and why low hovercars haven't been worked on yet.

Monday, January 17, 2011

Youtube videos need an age rating system now




To the youtube and google company. If you're an owner of youtube or work for them then hear me out. Even though youtube is a place for watching home videos and getting information. It's also a place where punk teenagers and college students say swear words using bible words like the D or H or A word or foul language including swearing subtitles or act annoying, say hateful things about people including racism, hating religion and talking about devilish stuff, cursing the lords name, and make fun of the lord, talking about death in a mean way, getting real mad and swear and rant about how cartoon network is bad or that todays Disney channel is considered annoying, complaining and swearing about no flying cars or hoverboards that never came and show disrespect to American society, telling lies about America or give misleading information. They also steal copyright movies, TV shows, music, video games to view for free without paying the big hollywood studios for their hard work including altering scenes from Sesame Street and slipping in the F word just to offend people for fun. Also the punk teenagers show videos of abusing and killing animals for fun, and show bullies fighting other people, or showing naked man and woman videos or having sex on the videos, or talking about drugs, beer, cigarettes and weapons being ok just to corrupt victims. On top of that there is no warning to tell you which videos you are getting into. Alot of videos are not for kids and we don't like offensive surprises especially ones with profanity or porn pictures or abusive violence also there's sometimes toilet humor videos. Please google and youtube workers consider my rating system because alot of kids are watching rotten youtube videos and it's turning them into criminals and rebelling against society. Swearing and porn pictures is not harmless it can ruin a persons life and make them see the world as a real bad place. The time for a real age rating system is now not later and please don't ignore my plea for kids safety. I know we can't prevent amateur teens and young adults from uploading videos that swear, or say hateful stuff or have fighting scenes. Youtube owners do have a responsibly and if they don't start taking action putting out an age rating system this could be our downfall of America, Australia, England, Canada, New Zeland. Also make sure big movie and TV and music studios are getting paid money because they worked hard on their movies and TV shows and music. In case you're wondering what is the age flag rating system? Its to tell which videos are age appropriate for people to watch. You wouldn't want your child watching a PG-13 or rated R type video especially if it's for free and viewable anytime. That is very wrong and misleading. People have a right in America to know what they're watching on youtube it's very wrong to hide the swearing, and porn pictures and take people by surprise until swearing and naked pictures gets rubbed in their faces and ears. If youtube owners decide to ignore kids safety then hopefully our American government will interfere and make a new law requiring you to have a rating system. Here's my idea for an age rating system. green [6+] means it's for all ages nothing to offend kids. Blue [10+] means it's for older kids might contain some swearing or fighting. Yellow [13+] means it's for teens and contains swearing, fighting scenes, mild nudity. Red [18+] means it's for adults only and contains extreme fighting, hard porn scenes, swearing alot and satanism in it. The final rating [?] should be to be rated. It should be organized into 5 separate age videos The internet videos [13+], [18+] and [?] should require people to sign up for it when they're old enough. My final thoughts are let's bring this age rating system not only to youtube but to other website videos otherwise we'll start boycotting youtube.

Note this is my fan art on a protest against youtubes system they do not have a flag rating system yet and they need it now to protect kids and good people from bad videos.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Examining the Hover Technology in Media

Examining Hover Technology in Media from Ben R. on Vimeo.

Bens Hoverpad Patent Plan

Bens hoverboard and hovercar idea

Hi there flat screen viewers sorry about the blurry image this is my idea on how hoverboards should low hover using magnets and trapping them in midair and how we should turn boring wheel cars into exciting hovercars. I hope this will help you out, help you to make hoverboards and hovercars a reality because we really need them invented right now not later. I hope people will take my idea seriously because I want them to be real.

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Nils Gudagnin maglev Treasure Planet hoverboard

Hi there flat screen readers, today I want to talk about Nils Gudagnin Hoverboard that's right the hoverboard of Treasure Planet. Well it's 2011 and no sign of a low hoverboard or hovercar curse it. The hoverboard Nils made is actually a maglev hoverboard but sadly you can't stand on yet. But something tells me that hoverboard he made will only be a maglev hoverboard or hovercar meaning it will be steep expensive to lay out magnet tracks for the hoverboard so keep in mind it will only be for sports arenas, carnival rides, hoverboard maglev tracks in the park but don't count on it being used for transportation because it will be super expensive to tear down roads and rebuild roads just to bury magnets in it costing like billions of dollars. and plus it's confined to magnet tracks. So even if Nils does improve his Treasure Planet hoverboard don't expect the hoverboard to low hover without tracks so the available source for smooth low hovering is the maglev tracks for hoverboards and hovercars to float over which will cost thousands or millions of dollars to build. But for those that want to hover independent on a hoverboard and ride in a hovercraft be prepared for the downsides of air cushion unstable, bumpy, loud motor, out of control, and needing gasoline not to mention unsafe on the streets and it will be about between $5,000 to $10,000 but for those wanting to fly on a hoverboard it will be ducted fan and be hooked by a crane holder only for daredevil shows and you have to be a real daredevil and will be coming soon someday. And for the thrill ride go on a zipline hoverboard which will be coming very soon. But just remember Nils hoverboard is only for maglev rides but if you're looking for a self magnet hoverboard or hovercar that's at a cheap price, hovers smooth and in control and not loud. Then read my website hoverage.com and you'll find my best theories on my research and go to Bills website hovertech.com so it will be a long time before those Treasure Planet hoverboards do come to pass.

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Terrafugia car plane combo criticism

Hi there flat screen viewers, today in this article I'm going to complain about Terrafugias car plane combo prototype. Carl Dietrich if you're reading this I want you to be warned about the risk you're taking. As you know this is not the flying car I was looking forward to. In fact it flies like in the movies Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or Inspector Gadgets Biggest Caper Ever. In other words you can only fly in 5 directions. I don't like that because I want a flying car to fly like a helicopter not like a winged airplane. I don't like the idea of having to go to the airport and roll on the runway for a diagonal takeoff and landing. I also don't like how you have no airbrakes or backing up or hovering still in midair so you still have to evade buildings or mountains meaning you have to pull up or crash. Also if bad guys get a hold of this car plane combo they would try to crash into buildings. On the plus side for sky pilots you don't need a hanger garage or rental wheel cars anymore but still seems very risky like winged airplanes are. Also on the ground in wheel mode their folded wings are at risk of getting bent by other wheel cars. Now about their car plane combo business I don't think their Inspector Gadget car plane combo is going to sell very well because their price is too stinking high. $194000 who wants to pay for that product most people don't I don't think Carl Dietrich is going to have enough customers let alone 1. His business model doesn't look promising besides that most people are not willing to get a pilots license just to fly and there are people scared of heights. Carl Dietrich is taking a high risk and worse yet he might get sued by people who survived the crash. Carl I hope you decide to sell off your private company to a big airplane company and also I hope you can give air taxi joyrides to customers. Because I think customers are more willing to spend $100 for a air taxi ride rather than owning a $194000 car plane combo that has high insurance risks or maintenance. Also renting a car plane combo for $500 per hour would be a better I think So in conclusion offering car plane combo rides to customers is a better business than owning an expensive one. I just hope things do not go wrong for Carl Dietrich and make good choices in this flying business.