Sunday, May 13, 2012

The myths of a Delorean wheel car

I would not want to own a Delorean because
1. It has no CD player and no cassette player or computer features.
2. It's too freaking expensive just look at Terrafugias flying car $279,000 a ripoff.
3. It doesn't go as fast as other wheel cars.
4. It's old and outdated and parts for it are now hard to find and I find gull wing doors very tacky and would fall apart too easily.

Now to dispel the myths of the Delorean.

1. No you cannot time travel in and speeding up to 88 MPH will do nothing except go 1 second into the future as usual and put your life and wheel car at risk of crashing and getting in trouble with the police.
2. No it cannot low hover and fly. Even if it did it would be half a million dollars to own and would be dangerous to fly even crashing in midair and falling to the ground.
3. There's no way to time travel to the past and mess up history because all of us are bound by Gods law of traveling 1 second into the future. So you cannot rewind or fast forward to the future or skip there instantly. And if you did you would be flung into outer space or would be ripped apart and be dead.

In conclusion I would like to say that I'm grateful me and my family never owned one. Besides there are much better wheel cars that are much more reliable and much cheaper and better computer features like flat screen GPS and a CD player.
As for time traveling I'm thankful that no one has time traveled like in the Family friendly movie Meet the Robinsons or like the Super Nintendo video game Chrono Trigger.
But I'm sad I'm not able to go in a flying car joyride curse it. Unless you count the winged airplane or bladed helicopter ride as flying.
So buyer beware, of owning a Delorean you will end up wasting your money and be very disappointed. Buy the wheel cars of the 2010s because they are better. But make sure you need one and make sure it works well for you.