Wednesday, January 1, 2014

Dude it's 2014 where's my hoverboard?


Hello hoverboard fans. As you know 2013 has come and gone and not one Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph hoverboard has arrived yet. We're in 2014 now and I don't know if anybody is waiting for the hoverboard depicted in the PG-13 swearing movie of BTTF 2. I thought that by now we would be driving compact wingless flying hovercars. I also thought we would be riding lightweight easy to carry hoverboards by now. I also thought we would watch 3D Hologram movies and TV shows and play 3D hologram video games and surf the 3D hologram Internet by now.

But here in this harsh reality of Earth we end up with crummy air cushion hoverboards and hovercrafts that have bad stabilization and poor steering, It also hurt our ears by the loud noise, it literally stinks bad, it breaks too easily, it's too freaking heavy to carry the bulky hoverboard around and not to mention it costs about between $1,000 to $10,000 or more to make a prototype.

I don't know why the scientist in Utah especially the Utah colleges of BYU, UVU, USU haven't spent their funding on hoverboard research. All people care about is this boring health care stuff and they spend millions of dollars on it or they spend their money on same old boring christian church and LDS church work and boring government work. So why won't they get involved in hoverboard and hovercar research? They need to start listening to my ideas and take them seriously.

Also what about the perfect 3D hologram projector that makes 3D glasses obsolete. This future stinks. The only inventions we have are just same old junk that don't do much to improve our lives in fact they hardly do anything for the hover age. All we have are flat screen tablets and small screen eye squinting phones and pocket tablets.

I don't know about you Internet readers but I'm beginning to get fed up with no hover age lifestyle coming. I only hope someone can beat me to the punch on building that Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph hoverboard or the 3D hologram projector because that's what I want to own and enjoy while I'm still alive.

I'll see what 2014 brings but it definitely won't be like the movies of "Pinocchio 3000", "Treasure Planet", "Meet the Robinsons", "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Fast Forward" or the swearing, adult themed PG-13 movie of BTTF 2.