Dude Where's the Hover age?
As you know I've posted my picture last year of my Wheres my hoverboard 2014 last year. As you know this may be the last time I'll rant and complain about no hover age arriving.
We are now in the year 2015 and so far no hoverboards, hovercars, 3D hologram TVs. What happened to the BTTF 2 NES future we were promised?
I remember a long time ago in the year 1999 back in High School I was promised that in the year 2000 we would have flying hovercars, robots, and even hologram projectors that The Jetsons Promised me and also The Absent Minded Professor, Son of Flubber and Flubber remake promised me. When the year 2000 arrived, I was very disappointed that we still have wheel cars, wheel bikes, skateboards, rollerblades and flat screen TVs and computers and cell phones.
I'm sorry the future is a disappointment. I was hoping that the 20th century would be a thing of the past and that the Hover Age of Pinocchio 3000 would arrive.
List of Failed Future inventions.
1. Flying hovercars- Now I know that there's people worried about flying cars filling the skies which won't happen anytime soon. I have played BeamBreakers a futuristic PC game by JoWoods Studios where you drive a flying hovercar dodging hovercar traffic jams and hover cops. I know that if we were to have flying cars like that of BeamBreakers PC game. There would be potential for terrorist to hack into the hovercar system and cause the hovercars to crash into buildings or flying people or hovercars and cause them to crash.
Of course low hovercars would be better but sadly there's none available in the market. People in hovercars can hover over almost all terrain and trespass into the farmers property. Someday we'll get hovercars like in F-zero or Wipeout Fusion.
2. Hoverboards- I feel like that the hoverboards didn't get invented. Although there are maglev hoverboards but they will never be like the hoverboards of Treasure Planet or Wreck it Ralph, or ReBoot, or Eyetoy Antigrav. I wanted skateboards, rollerblades, and wheel bikes to get replaced by hoverboards, hoverbikes, hovershoes.
I think that it would be cool if hoverboards were invented but of course there would have to be safety rules about hoverboarding into private property and people would have to wear helmets to prevent getting hurt from hover falls.
3. 3D hologram Projectors- I thought that by now we would have 3D hologram TVs and computers into our houses by now. Sadly we still need bulky frames for our flat screen TVs and also the video projectors need walls or ceilings to show our picture on. Also I'm still waiting for hologram billboard ads to be everywhere although some people would get annoyed with holo ads. Please don't keep us waiting for hologram TVs or hologram cellphones or hologram Internet.
4. Advanced human robots- Even though robots were protrayed in movies and TV shows, it would be cool because they can do work for us. But I wouldn't want the terrorists to hack into robots and have them take over the world.
With my closing thoughts, I want the scientist to get on with working on the hover technology and hologram projector technology. Let's get it build before this world ends.
Let's keep moving forward.
