Monday, March 21, 2011
Hoverboard and hovercar hoax videos
If your reading this article then I'm going to tell you the truth about hoverboards and even hovercars being shown on flat screen youtube.com videos even from dailymotion.com and vimeo.com videos. Now first of all if you see the online video of a kid or a teenager or young adult on what looks like they are actually riding a self magnet hoverboard, the truth is they are not it's all a trick because what happens is they actually use a computer program to edit out the wheels under the skateboard or the wires holding the board up and make them invisible. That's the same way with hollywood movies because they use camera tricks as well like The Absent Minded Professor, Son of Flubber, Chitty chitty bang bang and Flubber, they have to use a big crane or roller coaster rails or even scenery image tricks to make it look like the car is really flying and then they too have to edit the wire props or rail guide on their big camera to make it look like they are actually flying perfectly in the sky otherwise we would not have those flying cars in movies and TV shows. But if you see youtube or vimeo videos of air cushion hoverboards or hovercrafts then those are real because the fans blow air and traps it inside the skirt and barely lifts the hoverboard or hovercraft less than an inch off the ground but sadly they are hard to control, they're loud and use gasoline and are not safe to drive in the streets and they cost over $10,000 to buy one. But if you see cartoons or computer animated movies or TV shows or video games with characters on hoverboards or in hovercars keep in mind they are drawn out on paper or it is using a computer drawing program to make the hoverboard and hovercar with characters move perfectly in or on it. Examples are The Jetsons, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Reboot, Samurai Jack, Pinocchio 3000, Treasure Planet, Meet the Robinsons. And the same goes for any cartoon hoverboard or hovercar videos on youtube.com In my next article I will talk about the delay with flying cars or as I like to call it compact aircraft and why low hovercars haven't been worked on yet.
Monday, January 17, 2011
Youtube videos need an age rating system now



Note this is my fan art on a protest against youtubes system they do not have a flag rating system yet and they need it now to protect kids and good people from bad videos.
Thursday, January 6, 2011
Bens Hoverpad Patent Plan

Hi there flat screen viewers sorry about the blurry image this is my idea on how hoverboards should low hover using magnets and trapping them in midair and how we should turn boring wheel cars into exciting hovercars. I hope this will help you out, help you to make hoverboards and hovercars a reality because we really need them invented right now not later. I hope people will take my idea seriously because I want them to be real.
Saturday, January 1, 2011
Nils Gudagnin maglev Treasure Planet hoverboard
Hi there flat screen readers, today I want to talk about Nils Gudagnin Hoverboard that's right the hoverboard of Treasure Planet. Well it's 2011 and no sign of a low hoverboard or hovercar curse it. The hoverboard Nils made is actually a maglev hoverboard but sadly you can't stand on yet. But something tells me that hoverboard he made will only be a maglev hoverboard or hovercar meaning it will be steep expensive to lay out magnet tracks for the hoverboard so keep in mind it will only be for sports arenas, carnival rides, hoverboard maglev tracks in the park but don't count on it being used for transportation because it will be super expensive to tear down roads and rebuild roads just to bury magnets in it costing like billions of dollars. and plus it's confined to magnet tracks. So even if Nils does improve his Treasure Planet hoverboard don't expect the hoverboard to low hover without tracks so the available source for smooth low hovering is the maglev tracks for hoverboards and hovercars to float over which will cost thousands or millions of dollars to build. But for those that want to hover independent on a hoverboard and ride in a hovercraft be prepared for the downsides of air cushion unstable, bumpy, loud motor, out of control, and needing gasoline not to mention unsafe on the streets and it will be about between $5,000 to $10,000 but for those wanting to fly on a hoverboard it will be ducted fan and be hooked by a crane holder only for daredevil shows and you have to be a real daredevil and will be coming soon someday. And for the thrill ride go on a zipline hoverboard which will be coming very soon. But just remember Nils hoverboard is only for maglev rides but if you're looking for a self magnet hoverboard or hovercar that's at a cheap price, hovers smooth and in control and not loud. Then read my website hoverage.com and you'll find my best theories on my research and go to Bills website hovertech.com so it will be a long time before those Treasure Planet hoverboards do come to pass.
Wednesday, December 29, 2010
Terrafugia car plane combo criticism
Hi there flat screen viewers, today in this article I'm going to complain about Terrafugias car plane combo prototype. Carl Dietrich if you're reading this I want you to be warned about the risk you're taking. As you know this is not the flying car I was looking forward to. In fact it flies like in the movies Chitty Chitty Bang Bang or Inspector Gadgets Biggest Caper Ever. In other words you can only fly in 5 directions. I don't like that because I want a flying car to fly like a helicopter not like a winged airplane. I don't like the idea of having to go to the airport and roll on the runway for a diagonal takeoff and landing. I also don't like how you have no airbrakes or backing up or hovering still in midair so you still have to evade buildings or mountains meaning you have to pull up or crash. Also if bad guys get a hold of this car plane combo they would try to crash into buildings. On the plus side for sky pilots you don't need a hanger garage or rental wheel cars anymore but still seems very risky like winged airplanes are. Also on the ground in wheel mode their folded wings are at risk of getting bent by other wheel cars. Now about their car plane combo business I don't think their Inspector Gadget car plane combo is going to sell very well because their price is too stinking high. $194000 who wants to pay for that product most people don't I don't think Carl Dietrich is going to have enough customers let alone 1. His business model doesn't look promising besides that most people are not willing to get a pilots license just to fly and there are people scared of heights. Carl Dietrich is taking a high risk and worse yet he might get sued by people who survived the crash. Carl I hope you decide to sell off your private company to a big airplane company and also I hope you can give air taxi joyrides to customers. Because I think customers are more willing to spend $100 for a air taxi ride rather than owning a $194000 car plane combo that has high insurance risks or maintenance. Also renting a car plane combo for $500 per hour would be a better I think So in conclusion offering car plane combo rides to customers is a better business than owning an expensive one. I just hope things do not go wrong for Carl Dietrich and make good choices in this flying business.
Saturday, December 18, 2010
Toon Disney R.I.P. 1998-2009
Hi there flat screen web surfers. Today I'm going to talk about another Disney channel called Toon Disney. I'll talk about what is was like before Richard Ross and Anne Sweeney ruined it into Teen Disney XD. Let me tell you about Disney afternoon.
Kids Disney Afternoon years (1990-1997) golden age
Disney afternoon had a bunch of rated G cartoon TV shows they are Ducktales, Chip and Dale rescue rangers, Gummi Bears, Talespin, Darkwing Duck, cartoon Mighty Ducks, Gargoyles, Goof Troop, Bonkers, The Little Mermaid and Aladdin series and many more. Disney afternoon ran for 7 years and there was no commercial breaks until the end of the show expect on other channels. They even had a theme song for it. They were good no swearing, no crude humor, and it was for appropriate for kids to watch of course there was fighting involved and the usual good vs. evil like Disney cartoon movies, best of all no pop-up ads and no shrinking credits but sometimes the announcer talked during the credits. When People at the Disney studios dropped the main peaceful Disney channel with the window mouse shadow in 1997 they quit having Disney afternoon on.
Kids Toon Disney years (1998-2009) silver age
After Afternoon Disney dropped the Disney company decided to change their logo to a mouse ears TV and have 2 more Disney channels because the main one was for Disney Channel original kids and teen movies (the more humble ones not the todays annoying teen movies.) and TV shows and there wasn't enough space to show the old school Disney shorts and TV shows so they made Playhouse Disney and Toon Disney. Playhouse Disney was for little kids and kids and showed educational shows while Kids Toon Disney had kids party logos, showed good old Disney cartoons like Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Ducktales, Chip and Dale, Talespin, Gummi Bears, Winnie the Pooh, Goof Troop, Darkwing Duck, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin and even the later cartoons like Doug TV show from Nickelodeon, Lilo and Stitch. There was a show called House of Mouse where all the Disney movie characters both good and bad got together and showed the later Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy cartoons. Then in 2000 commercial breaks came on. There was other TV shows like Emperors new School, Lilo and Stitch TV series, Sonic the hedgehog. There was also Disney movies from the 1980s and 1990s. While this was too good to last toon Disney started to change their logo in 2003 at the same time Disney Channel and Playhouse Disney changed from a mouse ears TV to a crooked mouse logo. There was still Disney cartoon TV shows but that all changed in 2004 when Jetix invaded Toon Disney with some Teen cartoon shows and superhero shows and since then there has been less good Disney cartoons and also pop-up ads and shrinking credits which I hate. Then in 2009 Toon Disney went off the air for good and got replaced by another Teen Disney channel, the main Disney channel already went to rude, annoying teen shows in 2003. Richard Ross and Anne Sweeney were the one responsible for Toon Disneys downfall they don't care about good Disney shows and rather make money and rub snobby violent teen idol shows in peoples faces and brainwash them. The Toon Disney years were gone for good.
Teen Disney XD (2009-present)
Ever since Teen Disney XD invaded it became like the main Teen Disney channel. Having screaming hard rock and rap concerts. Also theres teen bumpers with rockers and rappers in it. Not only that they allow some swear words, crude humor, bullying, punk teenagers being rude to others, having Teen idol shows, violent TV shows and movies, more pop-up TV ads and shrinking credits which I still hate, more superhero shows, the only good show is some tolerant cartoons like Phineas and Ferb. In fact it's not what Walt Disney wanted. I hope someone can get rid of Teen Disney XD and start over.
Legacy of Disney cartoon TV shows and movies
Even though Toon Disney is gone you can find good Disney TV shows and movies online at teen youtube.com or video.aol.com or other online video websites. Also you can get Disney TV shows on DVD. My final thoughts are I hope no one forgets the old Disney cartoons. There is still Playhouse Disney the only good Disney channel left which will become Junior Disney. May the old Disney cartoons never be forgotten and I hope a day comes when we can see them in paradise until then get the cartoon Disney movies and TV shows on DVD. In my next article I'll be concluding with old Disney Studios and talk about what it was like.
Kids Disney Afternoon years (1990-1997) golden age
Disney afternoon had a bunch of rated G cartoon TV shows they are Ducktales, Chip and Dale rescue rangers, Gummi Bears, Talespin, Darkwing Duck, cartoon Mighty Ducks, Gargoyles, Goof Troop, Bonkers, The Little Mermaid and Aladdin series and many more. Disney afternoon ran for 7 years and there was no commercial breaks until the end of the show expect on other channels. They even had a theme song for it. They were good no swearing, no crude humor, and it was for appropriate for kids to watch of course there was fighting involved and the usual good vs. evil like Disney cartoon movies, best of all no pop-up ads and no shrinking credits but sometimes the announcer talked during the credits. When People at the Disney studios dropped the main peaceful Disney channel with the window mouse shadow in 1997 they quit having Disney afternoon on.
Kids Toon Disney years (1998-2009) silver age
After Afternoon Disney dropped the Disney company decided to change their logo to a mouse ears TV and have 2 more Disney channels because the main one was for Disney Channel original kids and teen movies (the more humble ones not the todays annoying teen movies.) and TV shows and there wasn't enough space to show the old school Disney shorts and TV shows so they made Playhouse Disney and Toon Disney. Playhouse Disney was for little kids and kids and showed educational shows while Kids Toon Disney had kids party logos, showed good old Disney cartoons like Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Goofy, Ducktales, Chip and Dale, Talespin, Gummi Bears, Winnie the Pooh, Goof Troop, Darkwing Duck, The Little Mermaid, Aladdin and even the later cartoons like Doug TV show from Nickelodeon, Lilo and Stitch. There was a show called House of Mouse where all the Disney movie characters both good and bad got together and showed the later Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, and Goofy cartoons. Then in 2000 commercial breaks came on. There was other TV shows like Emperors new School, Lilo and Stitch TV series, Sonic the hedgehog. There was also Disney movies from the 1980s and 1990s. While this was too good to last toon Disney started to change their logo in 2003 at the same time Disney Channel and Playhouse Disney changed from a mouse ears TV to a crooked mouse logo. There was still Disney cartoon TV shows but that all changed in 2004 when Jetix invaded Toon Disney with some Teen cartoon shows and superhero shows and since then there has been less good Disney cartoons and also pop-up ads and shrinking credits which I hate. Then in 2009 Toon Disney went off the air for good and got replaced by another Teen Disney channel, the main Disney channel already went to rude, annoying teen shows in 2003. Richard Ross and Anne Sweeney were the one responsible for Toon Disneys downfall they don't care about good Disney shows and rather make money and rub snobby violent teen idol shows in peoples faces and brainwash them. The Toon Disney years were gone for good.
Teen Disney XD (2009-present)
Ever since Teen Disney XD invaded it became like the main Teen Disney channel. Having screaming hard rock and rap concerts. Also theres teen bumpers with rockers and rappers in it. Not only that they allow some swear words, crude humor, bullying, punk teenagers being rude to others, having Teen idol shows, violent TV shows and movies, more pop-up TV ads and shrinking credits which I still hate, more superhero shows, the only good show is some tolerant cartoons like Phineas and Ferb. In fact it's not what Walt Disney wanted. I hope someone can get rid of Teen Disney XD and start over.
Legacy of Disney cartoon TV shows and movies
Even though Toon Disney is gone you can find good Disney TV shows and movies online at teen youtube.com or video.aol.com or other online video websites. Also you can get Disney TV shows on DVD. My final thoughts are I hope no one forgets the old Disney cartoons. There is still Playhouse Disney the only good Disney channel left which will become Junior Disney. May the old Disney cartoons never be forgotten and I hope a day comes when we can see them in paradise until then get the cartoon Disney movies and TV shows on DVD. In my next article I'll be concluding with old Disney Studios and talk about what it was like.
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